You know what I really hate? distance. Like how you can see someone one day and by the next they are gone so far you can't possibly catch up and then they don't contact you for months, like they've just been swallowed up by the world. So you worry about them, for them and everything you think is about them! Seriously distance has destroyed everything I've ever wanted, so therefore 'distance' is to blame!

You know what I really hate? comcast cable. I hate comcast, they are a monopoly that have bought off our government, why don't we get a choice? I have read so many unhappy customers, you would think that we could all get together and shut those jerks down. I seem to spend most of my life hating them, they are always testing, or down, cut off movies, I am considering moving to an area that is NOT comcast because I hate them so much.

You know what I really hate? guy best friends. I hate having a guy as your best friend. Because it's like you automatically start liking them! And when you tell them they will NEVER give you a straight answer! Its weird though! Especially when said best friend vows to not date a girl during this whole school year! Oh yeah, and he says he loves me. And refuses to let me date anyone! WHAT. THE. FUCK.

You know what I really hate? people who stomp their feet loudly when they walk. I'm trying to fall asleep and my sister who decided to visit at 9pm on a Sunday night is stomping her stupid CLOGS around the house causing the boards to creak and strain. It's so annoying.

You know what I really hate? people who tell you what your food smells like. It never fails: You go to the company microwave and heat up some leftovers because you don't have any money for a real lunch, and every fucking joker within 11 feet has to come around and say "mmmm, smells like barbecue." Well, that's because it IS barbecue, dumbass! See the chicken bones on my fucking plate? Thanks so much for your input, I might never have known what I was eating if you hadn't stopped by to tell me and interrupted my meal with your stupid, obvious comment. You know what, let me just make a sign that says "Yes, I'm eating barbecue!" so I don't have to stop between every bite and tell somebody else. Or they'll also ask, "Hey where'd you get that from?" Oh, a magical little place called a frigging kitchen! Try it! Now leave me and my God-damned food alone.

You know what I really hate? people who comment in all caps. They just go and post useless things everywhere, every time I surf on the net. They need to get a life but they don't do that. They just want to make people notice that they are "famous". Lol.

You know what I really hate? people who end every sentence with an exclamation point. If what you have to say is so goddamn exciting, we can all figure that out ourselves. If it's not, then stop trying to make it seem that way. I do not need to picture you beaming and jumping up and down with excitement after EVERY EFFING SENTENCE.

You know what I really hate? waiting to open presents on my birthday. I've waited all year, I should be able to be impatient and rip everything open at once for one day!

You know what I really hate? assholes who say cannon like canyon. You know that's what really pisses me off like what the fuck! WHY! HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU CONFUSE CAN-NON WITH FUCKING CANYON, especially all those damn idiot but smart asian kids in public school too GODDAMMIT! Also why do people keep saying "...I'll fire a bazooka" instead of an RPG, or l.a.w or javelin missile? Bazooka's WERE ONLY USED IN WORLD WAR FUCKING 2! KJBCISJBDSNXDflvnaslkdnv FUCK really someone watch a war movie like saving private ryan or even a series like band of brothers and you'll see exactly why a piece of shit weapon like the bazooka deserves to stay in that timeline and age. Also this idiot 5 year-old was laughing like a little bitch saying to his piss-in-your-eye 6 year old friend something like "do you want to throw an atom-bomb at them" while playing with their hands!? YOU CAN'T THROW A FUCKING A-BOMB YOU WILL DIE TOO! ALSO IT'S SO GODDAMN HEAVY BY ITSELF YOU WOULD DIE HOLDING IT! NO FUCK YOU LITTLE PARASITIC 5 YEAR OLD SHIT...Thanks for reading my two cents...

You know what I really hate? old people. Okay I don't hate old people but a lot of them royally piss me off. Here's why. 1. I am a successful professional; I am almost 30, have been married for 7 years and own my own home. Daily I am referred to by an old fogey as a "little girl". Yeah I look younger than I am but you wouldn't like it if I called you a old bat, old geezer etc. 2. I hate nosey old neighbors. 3. I hate old people who drive electric buggies at Walmart becuase eventually you are going to run over someone and it will probably be me. 4. I hate that the justice system allows older people to get away with things because they feel sorrow for them. I had a friend get killed by a drunk driver, he had no license as it had been suspended for DUI's in the past, and had been arrested before. At the trial guess what: he got probation. Why? Because the driver was in his 70's and they judge said he refused to lock a 70 year-old man up in jail. 5. I hate 55 and older communities. If that isn't prejudice at its finest I don't know what is. You can't have an all white, all gay, all black, all catholic community but you sure as hell can have an all old folks one. Man I wish half the women in those parks would get knocked up. 6. I hate when old people blame others just cause they are uneducated. Don't blame the cashier just because you are too stupid to know how to use your ATM card and are holding up the line. 7. I hate when old people say "wait until you get to my age" as if younger people don't have problems. I was once told by an old geezer that I have no reason to have stress because I am young. Yeah I guess younger people don't get sick, have problems financially or get in accidents only old people do. 8. I live in Florida. I hate it when old people say "well that's how we do it up north". HELLO you are not up north and if it is so great up there why are you down here!? Morons. 9. I hate when old people pull over on the side of the run cause it's raining. Yeah I heard water can kill ya! 10. I hate when old people think that 20 items or less doesn't apply to them. 11. I hate when old people come into the doctor's office and say "well my daughter told me this"; yeah and where did your daughter get their MD license at what college? Oh so they read in readers digest, yeah cause that's a great place to find advice for your personal medical condition. Freak. 12. I hate old men that do that fake whistle where all they are really doing is blowing air through their teeth. God it's annoying. 13. I hate when old people get in your face to talk. Look just cause you can't hear doesn't mean that I am deaf. Also your breath smells like a tribe of Indians took a crap in your mouth. Yeah I guess I am done now.

You know what I really hate? selfish people. I really really hate the selfishness that seems to be everywhere. The people who take things because they feel like they are the only ones that matter. The people that do things without any thoughts about anyone or everyone else involved. It's really sickening when it's family.

You know what I really hate? two-face ex-best friends. You would think that someone that became your best friend, your sister, who you treat like family for 7 years would never betray you. But think again. She flips out on me and gets in my mom's face, disrespect my own mother?! Then you ask for my forgiveness the next day? No, how and why?! My mother, you took it too far! Now, you have everyone in the neighborhood hating me cuz of your little childish crap. I don't know how it's any of my fault when you did all the wrong. So now it's been a few months, and I was thinking she would be an adult (I mean she is 21). She makes little comebacks like someone in middle school.