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The place I get to complain.And I guess you too.
You know what I really hate?
flip flops.
They just fit so awkwardly in between your toes. It's like a permanent wedgie in the most sensitive part of your body. They're not even comfortable. And the worst part is they give you a horrible tan line and rashes when you walk in the sand. The pain travels through my skin until it reaches my ears and the discomfort shoots through my soul and makes me depressed all summer. Because of these ghastly foot ornamentations (I mean they're not even necessary, if its warm enough to wear flip flops, why wear shoes at all? They're so thin they don't even offer protection) I spend my summer days indoors, wearing socks and talking to my middle aged cat. FML
You know what I really hate?
Lionel Richie.
What is he doing on every awards show on tv? Someone owe him something or? Singing with country or rock artists, often sounding totally lousy, ruining the real artist's song. Anyone know what is going on?
You know what I really hate?
people that fall asleep when they have company.
I don't understand how you are going to invite people over then immediately fall asleep and just let your company sit there. It just baffles my mind.... why invite people over in the first place if you are just going to sleep anyway... it just makes no sense whatsoever.
You know what I really hate?
distance.
Like how you can see someone one day and by the next they are gone so far you can't possibly catch up and then they don't contact you for months, like they've just been swallowed up by the world. So you worry about them, for them and everything you think is about them! Seriously distance has destroyed everything I've ever wanted, so therefore 'distance' is to blame!
You know what I really hate?
comcast cable.
I hate comcast, they are a monopoly that have bought off our government, why don't we get a choice? I have read so many unhappy customers, you would think that we could all get together and shut those jerks down. I seem to spend most of my life hating them, they are always testing, or down, cut off movies, I am considering moving to an area that is NOT comcast because I hate them so much.
You know what I really hate?
guy best friends.
I hate having a guy as your best friend. Because it's like you automatically start liking them! And when you tell them they will NEVER give you a straight answer! Its weird though! Especially when said best friend vows to not date a girl during this whole school year! Oh yeah, and he says he loves me. And refuses to let me date anyone! WHAT. THE. FUCK.
You know what I really hate?
people who stomp their feet loudly when they walk.
I'm trying to fall asleep and my sister who decided to visit at 9pm on a Sunday night is stomping her stupid CLOGS around the house causing the boards to creak and strain. It's so annoying.
You know what I really hate?
people who tell you what your food smells like.
It never fails: You go to the company microwave and heat up some leftovers because you don't have any money for a real lunch, and every fucking joker within 11 feet has to come around and say "mmmm, smells like barbecue." Well, that's because it IS barbecue, dumbass! See the chicken bones on my fucking plate? Thanks so much for your input, I might never have known what I was eating if you hadn't stopped by to tell me and interrupted my meal with your stupid, obvious comment. You know what, let me just make a sign that says "Yes, I'm eating barbecue!" so I don't have to stop between every bite and tell somebody else. Or they'll also ask, "Hey where'd you get that from?" Oh, a magical little place called a frigging kitchen! Try it! Now leave me and my God-damned food alone.
You know what I really hate?
people who comment in all caps.
They just go and post useless things everywhere, every time I surf on the net. They need to get a life but they don't do that. They just want to make people notice that they are "famous". Lol.
You know what I really hate?
people who end every sentence with an exclamation point.
If what you have to say is so goddamn exciting, we can all figure that out ourselves. If it's not, then stop trying to make it seem that way. I do not need to picture you beaming and jumping up and down with excitement after EVERY EFFING SENTENCE.
You know what I really hate?
waiting to open presents on my birthday.
I've waited all year, I should be able to be impatient and rip everything open at once for one day!
You know what I really hate?
assholes who say cannon like canyon.
You know that's what really pisses me off like what the fuck! WHY! HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU CONFUSE CAN-NON WITH FUCKING CANYON, especially all those damn idiot but smart asian kids in public school too GODDAMMIT! Also why do people keep saying "...I'll fire a bazooka" instead of an RPG, or l.a.w or javelin missile? Bazooka's WERE ONLY USED IN WORLD WAR FUCKING 2! KJBCISJBDSNXDflvnaslkdnv FUCK really someone watch a war movie like saving private ryan or even a series like band of brothers and you'll see exactly why a piece of shit weapon like the bazooka deserves to stay in that timeline and age. Also this idiot 5 year-old was laughing like a little bitch saying to his piss-in-your-eye 6 year old friend something like "do you want to throw an atom-bomb at them" while playing with their hands!? YOU CAN'T THROW A FUCKING A-BOMB YOU WILL DIE TOO! ALSO IT'S SO GODDAMN HEAVY BY ITSELF YOU WOULD DIE HOLDING IT! NO FUCK YOU LITTLE PARASITIC 5 YEAR OLD SHIT...Thanks for reading my two cents...